First, about 15 years ago with a lady friend of mine from the NW USA, smart, funny, polite to a fault. Some months after she married, we spoke on Skype and I asked how she liked married life, including the physical part. She told that it was all very nice, and they were experimenting, great fun.
To have the next part make sense, here’s background information: I’m German. “Sodomie” in German is sex with animals, what’s called bestiality in English. On the other hand, sodomy in English is anal sex. Until then I didn’t know that.
Second, a bit before that, on a dinner date with a very nice and charming British lady. Over time the conversation turned to basic principles, and I was trying to shape an on-the-fly translation of Kant’s Categorical imperative in my head which slowed my response time. She asked what was the issue, and I said “I’m thinking about Kant”. She blew up right in my face, called me an antisocial troglodyte, proceeded to less polite terms from there. At some point she noticed the stumped look on my face and, to her merit, instead of storming off asked why I was staring at her. I replied that I wouldn’t understand why mentioning Immanuel Kant made her explode like that.
Hello,hope y'all doin good, i came to Quora to share my strange story , a very weird one , a story when luck smiled at me ,maybe u will enjoy it , let's begin,have fun...
A year ago ,I was a real porn addicted(btw I was 18) ,but never had sex before, I don't have a gf I didn't try to find one even ,always thinking to go to find a sex worker but then I just don't , everyday watching different bodies getting fucked and everyday enjoying.
One day, I was watching porn, a big ass lady with big boobs ,just after seeing her the image of my female cousin poped in my mind, (let's introduce her : she's 35 years old , very big ass , nice boobs ,not very big but nice,always wearing tight clothes , she's divorced ) and I thought of me fucking her ,I never had sexual desires for her but now I do days went by and when I met her I was so horny ,I couldn't stay with the family cz my penis was clearly erected , I realized this is my first time I get horny for one of my family ,it not illegal in my country.well to make a long story short( if u want details just text me I will tell u 😊),I decided to give her signs that I want to fuck her,finally I decided to have sex and with my cousin , I thought it is the best beggining for me, i started touching her when I came across her in a narrow place , make her feel my hard cock when we hug , I thought it will hard and I will be ashamed but no , I felt nothing and she said nothing , probably she thought it was by mistake,anyways, I decided then to talk with her about sex, waited for her to be alone in a room and talk with her, I confessed everything about me watching porn and addicted..etc,she said it's normal and u are growing up and u must have sex,well at that time I was like whaaat????? Well I didn't control myself and asked her for sex ( horny like I Ve never been before) she said that she will think Abt it ,2 weeka went by then she called me ,telling that she reserved a room in a hotel and we meet tonight ,we met,and bruuhh, sex is great , I mean, I had to find a pirstitue ,what I was waiting for to have such a feeling ????, I will never forget that night, I started kissing her she was kissing hard ,she misses sex so bad , she sucked my dick and swallowed my semen ,I felt I'm in a dream , then when fucked ,her ass was very big and the anus was open ,didn't struggle to get my hard cock inside it , she was obviously missing sex , she was shouting ,fuck me yh fuck me , I go fast after every word until I cum , we did that 3 times , then we went to her pussy , using condoms I fucked her so hard the moans were higher , everything was perfect ,in the end I asked her to lick her body , licked pussy ,ass, boobs,then she sucked my cock until we sleeped ,all I know that she was dirty ,well before even having sex with her I knew she is an open minded woman , and a woman that looks that she donesnt know anything , but she knows everything, but never expected having sex with her ,well she was horny and that helped...but no one of us regretted that sex ever..
We still have sex from time to time ,and I started having sex with sex workers , joining threesomes..etc
If u want pics of her text me.
I guess people can imagine what she thought I had said. Clearing this up resulted in almost half an hour of at least one of us bursting out in laughter again.
I have two of those, although they were funny only after.
So she told me that her husband suggested sodomy, which actually made me sit there and blink a few times because it just wouldn’t jive with how I knew her. Proceeding in a cautious manner, I asked what she thought about that. Imagine my surprise when she said, “yes, of course, why not”….more blinking from my side. What to say next? So I inquired about what they might have chosen….dog, cow, horse, sheep? Silence from her side until a certain disbelief came through: “What on Earth are you talking about?!” After the misunderstanding was cleared up, we laughed a lot. Rather loudly. It was hilarious.
Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?
